Harry told Hermione to calm down and tell him what's wrong. Look at the tags, and bear in mind that this is smut through and through. Once there, Slughorn said that he had not issued him an invitation. He also told him that someone had broken into his personal office. flag All Votes Add Books To This List Previous 1 2 3 4 Next I bet you'll think twice about breaking a school rule again, won't you, eh? Why would he? If youre into other canon pairings, many of the more conventional pairings are often included in non-canon erotica. Lily however loved Harry. On 14 February 1989, Filch attended the Valentine's Day Ball with Pince. You've been stealing! He brought the Professor to the corridor where he found the ice. Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug. Ron had to help Filch polish the silvers at the Trophy Room without using magic for his detention. He has no shame. [2], Sometime in January, 1993, Moaning Myrtle flooded her bathroom after Ginny Weasley tried to dispose of Tom Riddle's diary in her bathroom. Harry po jistm incidentu skon porann a v bezvdom v postrann ulice, kde ho najde njak mu. Under the Night Skyby BOMBARDMAXIMApairs Albus with his brother James. [62] However, the counterattack against Umbridge was now in full force: much of the student body opposed Umbridge and Filch. Still Waters Run Deep by sarhea keeps with the Hermione/Percy pairing and reminds us that prim and proper doesnt mean passionless.. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux. [55] But Cho vouched for Harry and stated that he was not ordering Dungbombs. "Well at least we know Potter's an . [59] Later that same month, after Gryffindor's abysmal performance in their Quidditch match against Hufflepuff, the Slytherin sang Weasley is Our King so loudly and frequently that Filch banned the song from the corridors out of sheer irritation.[60]. On one occasion, he terrified a pair of first-year girls into hysterics. Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes. [57], In the morning before the first school trip to Hogsmeade of the school year, Filch matched the names of those visiting the village to the long list of students who had permission from their parents or guardian to do so. Book 6, Brotherhood. [26], Later in the school year, Filch was speaking to Snape and Madam Pince in the Potions Classroom when he was introduced to Brazilian exchange student Alanza Alves by Jacob's sibling. [70], After Harry Potter's discovery of the Half-Blood Prince's copy of Advanced Potion-Making, he learnt several new spells such as Langlock, a jinx that glued the victim's tongue to the roof of the mouth. Though clearly thinking that Professor McGonagall had gone insane, Filch complied. The strange gifts he has, and isn't going to question, should help in that regard. [15], Filch frequently patrolled the hallways at night-time, hunting down students wandering out of bed and looking for excuses to give them detentions. He hummed creakily under his breath, under the prospect of the changes Umbridge had announced him. [4], Harry Potter: Hogwarts MysteryArgus' sceptical personality against Jacob's sibling party invitation, In the 19841985 school year, Filch and Mrs Norris found the cursed ice. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike, aka Full Pensieve, is one of the most well-written and realistic HP fanfic that I've ever read. Goodreads allows fanfiction if they are completed, self-published, and book-length. Please bear in mind that this list could hardly be comprehensive because there are so many fantastic pairings and stories to choose from, and feel free to share your own favorites in the comments. Varying Nature by Bunnyhops tells the tale of a threesome between Hermione, Ginny, and Luna, the lesbian Golden Trio. An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works Nobody would have thought of throwing Fanged Frisbees down the corridors if I could've strung you up by the ankles in my office, would they? Once upon a time, Harry Potter and his schoolmates grew up and had kids, and those kids had sex. He whimpered as he hardened even more. . [39] He learned that the one who petrified Mrs Norris was the memory of Tom Riddle, the one who controlled Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk. [13], Filch lived in a dingy and windowless office containing filing cabinets with detailed records of all the students Filch had disciplined. [67] Filch brought her her luggage, as she was stopped by a mob of Daily Prophet reporters who took pictures of her escape. He's deserving of some enjoyment, isn't he? Harry Potter and Georgia knightly have suffered at both the same night.join them through their journey with their friends at their times in Hogwarts the good and bad. [9] During the Battle, when the Death Eaters marched towards the Castle with Harry's "dead body", he was clearly solemn as he stood by Horace Slughorn, Pomona Sprout, and Poppy Pomfrey,[82] despite all their differences, as his death meant the victory of the Death Eaters. [69] Filch, however, was hoodwinked by Fred and George's Owl order service, in which their products came disguised as perfumes and cough potions. AU. What is it? Harry asked with so much innocence in his voice that it practically made Lockhart drool. Malfoy, however, never showed up and instead tipped Filch that there would be students out of bed in the Trophy Room. Any necessary warnings will be at the top of each chapter, and a little summary will be there as well if you're reading this for the meagre plot included (There's no discernible reason you would be, it's smut) and don't want to read that particular chapter. In 1991, Harry and Ron managed to get on Filch's bad side on their very first day at Hogwarts School, when he and Ronald Weasley got lost and inadvertently tried to enter the out-of-bounds third-floor corridor. [71], In October, Filch stood as usual in the Entrance Hall checking the names of students who had permission to go in a Hogsmeade weekend trip. [14] Ron Weasley also suspected that Filch was always in such a foul mood due to his status as a Squib, and thus resented young wizards and witches as a result. [33] They both very much liked to give students a hard time, unfair punishments, and cruel aspects of such punishments. [14], He was also very domineering, controlling and paranoid, as demonstrated by the numerous times he asked students what they were doing when they were simply wandering around in what he thought was a suspicious manner.[42]. Yes, this is a brother/brother smut story. InThe Dragon and the Roseby drcjsnider,generations collide when Rose Weasley gets intimate with Draco Malfoy. Harry Potter Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. Despite their truthful claims that they were lost, Filch did not believe them and threatened to lock them in the dungeons. It would explain a lot. Argus Filch seemed so interested in punishing rebellious students in the old manners. After readingHarry Potter and the Cursed Child,I felt a little cheated that Scorpius and Albus Severus didnt end up together. [71], On 19 December, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger argued and speculated whether or not Filch and Madam Pince were secretly in love with each other. Editors Note, 6/22/2020: Following are the works of independent creators. Harry starts a new path for his life in the summer after second year. [35], At the beginning of the 1992-1993 school year, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley arrived at school, not via the Hogwarts Express, but in Arthur Weasley's Flying Ford Anglia; Minerva McGonagall, their Head of House, gave them different punishments. A darker Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley get together shortly after Voldemort's return. [37], During the school year, Filch tried to improve his status as a Squib using a Kwikspell course. Filch said that this did not make him happy, but the look on his face seemed to say otherwise, but as it was Christmas, Slughorn let Draco stay with no punishment. After placating Filch, he told them he had not seen Jacob, but that he if he had, he would have loved to have sent him to the British Ministry of Magic in shackles. As Severus Snape was a very strict and somewhat cruel teacher, Filch respected that and acted a loyal subordinate to him. What follows is a selection of some of the more interesting male/female erotic fics. Harry indulges in a little Christmas cheer (and so does most everyone else). What a stupid question. Work Search: What if Lockhart had prevented Harry from following the voice in the pipes? Lily and James were killed when Harry was three and Alison was just a couple months old Becomes a Draco Malfoy love story later on I d. harrypottersister siriusblack voldemort +17 more # 2 Stubborn Attraction 2 ~H.P by Eve ~ 3.3M 126K 114 Harry used it that night to sneak into the Restricted Section and research about Nicolas Flamel, which he knew was related to the Philosopher's Stone. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, No Archive Warnings Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage, Rape/Non-Con, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (3), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, wait no there really isn't smut wth did I just write, I think that from being bad at prose I've gone straight to fucking being weird, Fluff will probably creep in because it always does, Book 2: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, except 28 yr olds shouldn't be crushing on 12 yr olds lmao, Juciest Lucius and his magnificent Staff, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter/Gilderoy Lockhart, Hermione Granger and her parents (mentioned), Arthurs Semen has its own name and is somewhat sentient against thots, lucius Malfoy has a magnificent extendable arse. During their next meeting about the Ball, Filch brought it up and Pince was eventually convinced. [32], On their very first morning at Hogwarts, 2 September, 1991, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley managed to get on Filch's wrong side. [A non-magical AU. [14] Upon the opening of the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, Filch has placed a blanket ban on all the joke items that could be purchased at their shop, but the twins managed to sneak past security by disguising all their Love Potions as cough potions and perfumes. Arthur and Molly's children have all grown up and moved out. PEEVES! [80] Later, after Lord Voldemort gained knowledge from Alecto Carrow that Harry Potter was in the school premises, the Heads of House started conjuring protective enchantments around the school, preparing to fight and waking up students. [44], So! [73], Filch had been looking for someone to clear out his old punishment files, and when Severus Snape put Harry Potter in detention for hurting Draco Malfoy, he put Harry to work by making him copying out the misdeeds and punishments afresh and making sure that they were in alphabetical order without the aid of magic. [72], Filch greatly trusted Madam Rosmerta, the bartender of the Three Broomsticks Inn, in that he would actually neglect the proper protocols and allow anything from her to enter the castle without properly inspecting them beforehand. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. Filch was also charged with restoring the Fat Lady's portrait,[42] and he did so expertly. And also all four of them together. The twins noticed a filing cabinet marked Confiscated and Highly Dangerous so, curious, they let off another Dungbomb in his office and "nicked" the Marauder's Map, which was stored inside that drawer, from him. If you ever wondered what it would be like if Hermione Granger was a lesbian, check outThe Exploits of Hermione Grangerby WhereTheBerriesBloom. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanFred and George to Harry Potter about the trouble they cause Filch, The twins Fred and George Weasley had as bad a relationship with Filch as Filch had had with Peeves ever since their first year. This story a sweet mix of unrequited love and BDSM. Oh God Not Again! Harry's 6th year is off to a rough start. CW: Body transformation, gender transformation, mind control and the dubcon/noncon that results from said mind control. Once again, this story features the surprise star of M/M Harry Potter erotica, Percy Weasley. [36] Ron spent the evening of 5 September, 1992 with Filch, and kept burping up slugs all over Tom Riddle's Special Award for Services to the School. Filch, unaware of what was happening, came to Professor McGonagall shouting that students were out of bed. 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Rowling: "The Marauder's Map", Filch's role in the films is much the same as his role in the books, though in the. [15], On 30 June, 1997, a small gang of Death Eaters managed to penetrate the magical protections around the Castle with the help of Draco Malfoy and an assault took place at the Astronomy Tower and the corridors beneath it. I'll have you, Peeves, I'll have you, you'll and what is this? We ask that you follow our rules and guidelines by visiting the Policy Category. Hermione makes a brief appearance as well. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. InThe Wolfsbane Effectby Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. [31], Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneFilch tries to catch the trio and Neville Longbottom breaking rules, By 1991, Filch had Mrs Norris, his cat, following Rubeus Hagrid every time he went up into the Castle. [77], He admitted he liked that "Madam Pince won't stand for rule breaking" and he liked it "in a witch". [81] The caretaker stayed in the Castle during the battle,[82] although it is unknown how, as a Squib, he participated in the battle; perhaps he stayed to tend to the fighters' injuries or to aid the Hogwarts forces with his extensive knowledge of the Castle layout and secret passages. Community content is available under. I'm coming to get you, Peeves You've gone and stolen a Triwizard clue, Peeves Dumbledore'll have you out of here for this, you filthy, pilfering poltergeistFilch's paranoia with Peeves, after Harry Potter (under his Invisibility Cloak) drops his Golden egg. On two occasions, he shut Mrs Norris inside a suit of armour, from which she was rescued by a furious Filch, yowling loudly. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. [14], Filch usually wore a brown coat,[45] although on special occasions he would wear a mouldy-looking tailcoat[45] or an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs. So, it used to be true crack, but somehow I made the end emotional. And let me know what you think about the Harry Potter erotica I included on this list. After he opened a book that screamed, Filch arrived on the scene almost immediately but was unable to see Harry. Gilderoy Lockhart is 100% used to getting what he wants and this time is no different. Harry Potter and The Last Horcrux is not like most HP fanfiction. [24], During this school year, he also caught Jacob's sibling with Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington in the Potions Classroom. When Harry Potter reached Filch, the caretaker gave a great sniff as though to detect a whiff of Dungbombs.[58]. [2] Filch also had a difficulty in recognising potions, due to his lack of magical knowledge as he did not notice the love potions disguised as perfumes and cough potions by the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes,[70] nor did he notice the poisoned mead sent in by Madam Rosmerta (while under the Imperius Curse cast by Draco Malfoy), showing he was not particularly observant despite his obsessive personality. [83], Immediately after the battle, Filch grimly looked at a large pile of rubble in the Entrance Hall, which he dutifully began trying to sweep up, while the fighters gathered in the Great Hall mourning over the dead, and celebrating over their victory.[82]. On Valentine's Day, 1996, Harry Potter and Cho Chang departed for Hogsmeade together. "Min ymmrrn kyll. [8] It's unclear whether the relationship was still going on by the time Harry attended Hogwarts, but he did see them at Dumbledore's funeral together. They were saved by Quirinus Quirrell, who vouched for them while passing by. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Turning their head quickly back and forth to find a dog and deer sleeping a few feet from them, and a very cold red headed woman sitting closer to him. [72] Filch thought that Hagrid was an oaf, and he also told Mrs Norris, his cat, to watch Hagrid when he entered the castle. [14], During the school year, a mysterious, dangerous monster roamed around the Castle and tried to attack muggle-born students. Umbridge and her Inquisitorial Squad then managed to catch the students leaving the Room of Requirement and Harry Potter, head of the organisation, was taken to the Headmaster's office while joined by Umbridge, Edgecombe, Deputy Headmistress Minerva McGonagall, the Minister for Magic Cornelius Fudge and his Junior Assistant Percy Weasley, and two Aurors. Granted they do come to visit, Harry just visits the most. Confused about what he felt and hearing his mum's final words, Harry's mind starts to unlock things that had been better left forgotten. [16] When she was Petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was devastated and started sobbing, which made Harry Potter feel slightly sorry for him, though he felt a lot more sorry for himself, fearing he might be expelled. [17] Filch stored the map in a cabinet marked "Confiscated and Highly Dangerous". Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. The cat was found petrified under a message written on the wall saying that "THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED. [54] He was also probably the one to affix the notices with the Decree on the noticeboards of the Common Rooms. However, Filch, in a way, helped Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix defeat the Death Eaters, as he helped McGonagall call Peeves during the Battle of Hogwarts. [13] He disliked the students and constantly hassled them over the littlest infraction and took delight in the doling out of detention-worthy write-ups. I had no idea Percy Weasley and Oliver Wood were such a popular pairing until I started doing research for this article, at which point I uncovered a whole slew of Percy/Oliver erotica. [72] He had a horrible, pouchy[51] and pasty face[14] and bulging, pale eyes,[7] along with sunken, veined cheeks. Neznm mu vyzvd, jak se tam Harry dostal a Harry, i kdy je ze zatku proti, zane vyprvt svj dlouh pbh, a dokud se nedostane k incidentu, kter ho dostal do t uliky. Due perhaps to cosmic ineffability one of these summer school kids can lead the Elric brothers to precisely who the Truth had in mind. [65], Umbridge had gone through great lengths to gain Filch's loyalty, such as giving him permission to torture, and to have Peeves dismissed, due to Filch's knowledge around the school's secret passageways being second only to the Weasley twins. This work now includes mini series as well as oneshots. Argus Filch was a rheumatic man[62] with hunched-shoulders[9] and a hunchback. [18], In December, Filch attended the Christmas feast, in which he departed with his usual brown coat and wore a very old and rather mouldy-looking tailcoat. [62] Harry Potter helped Dean Thomas mess up the clock in the Clock Tower, Colin Creevey sent the Inquisitorial Squad several rude Howlers in chocolate boxes, and Parvati and Padma Patil poured Babbling Beverage into the school loudspeakers. Harry, Miles, and Rue haven't been actual siblings since their first year, afterwards they completely separated to their own Houses and worlds: Harry; a Gryffindor, Rue; a Hufflepuff, and Miles: a Ravenclaw. Sometime in 1989 or 1990, Fred and George let off a Dungbomb and were caught by Filch, who took them to his office and threatened them with his usual unpleasant punishments he always had in mind. Delegations of students from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and Durmstrang Institute came to Hogwarts in order to watch the Tournament and sign up to be chosen as one of the champions. (Set during second year and wil progress from there without Voldemort rising)Warning: Read at your own risk. [21], During the 19851986 school year, Filch allowed Jacob's sibling and Penny Haywood to have Fang and Jacob's sibling's cat approach Mrs Norris, so Fang overcome his fear of cats. He kept his job of caretaker after the Second Wizarding War. At the end of the year, Filch attended the End-of-Term Feast, reunited with his cat. [29], During the 19901991 school year, Filch was tricked into giving Madam Pince Hiccough Sweets, causing her to leave the library's Restricted Section unattended. Didnt find what you were looking for? Now for the really weird erotica, the stories that defy classification. Its his sixth year at Hogwarts, and Harry Potter finds out all new benefits of being the Chosen One inHarrys Sex Yearby VenomBat22. During the first stage of the battle, Filch was left with a deep gash in his left arm. Harry Potter once speculated that there was "something going on" romantically between Filch and Irma Pince, the equally ancient and irascible Hogwarts librarian. [15] The one thing that the two absolutely agreed on was a mutual dislike of Harry Potter. Under Umbridge, Filch walked around in an extremely good mood. In 1992, after Mrs Norris was petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was furious; however, his cat was healed by the end of the year. Filch found them trying to force their way through the door of the out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor. (And if you want your Potter clean, weve got a list of our favorite HPfanfiction for you.). [62] Otherwise, she did have a low opinion of him, telling him not to stun some enchanted fireworks and having it explode all over the place, when it was in fact her own doing.[62]. by phantompopcorn, Ron gives Hermione the best kind of birthday present. . Sexetera, Ad Infinitumby nqdonne is the story for you then. The twins are confused and horny. [56] Umbridge started passing Educational Decrees to suppress and outlaw behaviour of which the Ministry did not approve. In contrast to this warning, Hagrid remained his jovial self and tried to assure all of them that they were safe. Velhomaailmassa on monia erikoisia perinteit, jotkut niist ovat Harrylle iloisia ylltyksi. Despite his magical parentage, Filch was a Squib, meaning he could not perform magic. The only thing that is known is that he respected many of them, and did what they say without question. [13], The next school year, Filch was furious when Harry learnt that he was a Squib. [13] Filch also did not care for Hagrid as a professor and treated him as if he were inferior, possibly because he was half-giant. He hated it. When you buy through these links, we may earn an affiliate commission. [6] Skinny-ankled,[72] Filch would usually wheeze[13] and shuffle when walking. Harry is in his 2nd year when he gets another detention from Lockhart. On 7 September, Filch got a tip-off that Harry Potter was sending in a massive order of Dungbombs. There's something thrilling about being the famous Harry Potter's teacher and Lockhart takes advantage of the chance to get so close to him. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike. You filthy little beasts would never have dropped Stink Pellets if you'd known I had it in my power to whip you raw, would you, now? Filch was furious and kicked Harry out off his office, trying to convince him that the letter was not his, and ordering him not to tell anyone. I'm looking for a Harry Potter fanfic in which Harry goes to the past and is 5 or 7 years old. Speaking of strange, ever wondered how you have sex with a ghost? He was different like the so few Wizards who has female body parts. [2], During the next years, Harry disliked Filch even more, especially when the caretaker took the side of Dolores Umbridge, during Harry's fifth year. Neatly forged paperwork lands Ed a job teaching summer school remedial chemistry to children who are older than he is. Erotic Heatby AnnaBelle Rose22 features Rose and Lily Luna, but also Ginny and Harry. [13], During the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, Filch stood by the double doors leading to the Great Hall as Headmaster Albus Dumbledore gave his start-of-term notices. What's this racket? He was born to at least one wizard parent sometime before 1951,[1] presumably somewhere in the British Isles. The name "Argus" comes from Greek mythology, where it was the name of a giant with one hundred eyes who served the goddess Hera as a watchman (much like Mr Filch's role in patrolling the hallways of Hogwarts). [51] Furthermore, while Snape gave some leniency to students of Slytherin, Filch saw no such mercy with any of the students. This one features a lot of different ladies, so buckle up. Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents - In this beloved erotic comedy with over 1,000 reviews, Harry leads his friends on a Horcrux hunt after reading a magical book that gives him special powers. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist . [65] Due to all those misdeeds, Filch prowled the corridors with a horsewhip ready in his hands, desperate to catch students in the act, but the problem was that there were now so many of them, he never knew which way to turn. [7], After Harry Potter and Hermione Granger had carried Norbert to the Astronomy Tower, so that Charles Weasley's colleagues could take the dragon to Romania, Filch caught the pair roaming the Astronomy Corridor on their way back to Gryffindor Tower in the early hours of 10 May, 1992. They were given detention in the Forbidden Forest, along with deductions of fifty house points each. So, the Legends, along with Harry Potter, Lena Luthor, and Kara Danvers, along with some guests, read the Harry Potter series. InAs I Walk From My Machine by tamlane, Percy moves on to Astoria Greengrass after, on behalf on the Ministry of Magic, he puts out an ad asking for subjects to test experimental sex magic and Astoria answers the call. 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